getting caught

When your beating your meat and someone, most likely your mom, walks in and catches you doing it

Tyler: you know what sucks

Dean:what?
Tyler:getting caught

Dean:the fuck does that mean
Tyler:go on urban dictionary
Dean:oh shit your right that does suck

by Ya boi22 November 21, 2017

caught white handed

Getting caught jerking it.

He does jerk it, I caught him white handed.

by Dave- June 29, 2005

caught in the long grass

An Irish saying for being taken by surprise/caught out/an unforeseen event/unpleasant circumstance etc. Many things could lurk in long grass, such as 'shnækes' and other slithery adversaries, to whom one might owe money for instance.

The grass is long, you can't really see what's about you and hence it makes for a prime ambush spot. Visualise strolling through a meadow and all of a sudden being leapt upon by a prowler in the undergrowth. Rarely used in reference to an actual meadow...moreso as a highly amusing colloquialism when rendered in the local accent.

"Seamus owes me €1000, the fecker. Don't ye worry lads, I'll catch'im in the long grass yet!"

"Mick was caught in the long grass by his dealer for late payment"

Waking up with an unknown, unattractive female would count as having caught oneself in the long grass!

by EI6GXB February 1, 2010

caught on voicemail

A situation where a conversation not meant to be heard by a third party is recorded on voicemail or answering machine, due to one participant dialling a number (perhaps unintentionally) and forgetting to hang up after the call was not answered. The voicemail then activates and records the conversation. The person, on whose voicemail the conversation was recorded, can then listen to the conversation he/she was not meant to hear, and if necessary, provide it as evidence.
Such voice messages are often of poor sound quality, due to cell phone being placed in a pocket or purse, but often can be clear enough for the listener to extract the main idea.

Kate: So, I've heard you're going out with Adam? That's just two days after I broke up with him!?
Lana: Ahm... ... Who told you?
Kate: I heard your whole conversation with Carol on my voicemail. You called me, and must have forgotten to hang up after I didn't answer.
Lana: F***! I can't believe it got caught on voicemail!

by Alexinho09 September 28, 2009

caught in the moment

When you're jerkin it and it feels so good that you forget where you are

Goddam I was choking my chicken and it was so nice that I got caught in the moment and now I need to buy some new sheets

by Butthole Serfer March 19, 2008

Caught One

To commit a blunder, and utterly render yourself vulnerable to be gawked or laughed at in public. Possible to be committed both physically and mentally. A temporary loss of intelligence.

The guy down the street caught one when he told me he got free refills for only 99 cents.

by A Founding Father September 6, 2011

To be caught in a Waffle

When you waffle on about something and somebody points it out, or notices it, "catching" you in a waffle

Example for To be caught in a Waffle
P1: dude I hate it when blah blah blah
P2: mate I think I caught you in a waffle

by Osix December 20, 2020