Chair

Calling someone a chair means you want to sit on their lap or face. A sexual compliment

Damn Braiden is looking like a whole chair

Chair by Scarlettbigboss April 2, 2021

Chair

Why are you looking up what your fucking sitting in why

I’m looking up chair because I’m stupid and don’t know what the hell to look up

Chair by WhyAreYouDumb April 23, 2021

Chair

A device, in which if flipped over, can seat four people.

“Hey, let’s go sit on the chair!”
“There’s only one. And four of us.”
“Not if you flip it over...”

Chair by dadongus752007 May 9, 2021

Chair

A soft rectangular shaped you rest your head on in bed

my chair is so comfy

Chair by ñîgg@ June 21, 2021

chair

A chair is chair, and it is a object that exist. Or is it?

A: How are you?
Michael: Do chair exist?

chair by iamahackernowarrestme September 17, 2021

chair

its a chair you can sit on dumbass

can you fucking sit in that chair charlie!

chair by cool man jk 2021 October 21, 2021

Chair

Not a cookie, do not eat it, it tastes bad. ew.

someone, probably: I HATE A FUCKING CHAIR AND MAN IT'S NOTHING LIKE A COOKIE
someone else: How did you eat a chair.

Chair by chair eater March 4, 2022