Certified Bachelor

A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.

Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.

by txmx April 4, 2006

certified funds

Making a sexual deposit

I hit that bitch with 6 inches of certified funds. Told her to keep the change.

by EPS February 22, 2018

Certified Officials

Meaning to be recongized as one or many of the real thing in it's category.

Certified Officials are the best gears of war clan ever.

by ThaxTruth August 20, 2008

certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.

Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”

by brobgonal April 21, 2022

Certified demon

A Certified demon is someone that exudes stereotypical "alpha/sigma" male behaviour or exudes behaviour that can be considered menacing or threatening in both a positive and negative connotation.

Person 1: "Did you see how Harold got the best grade on the test without even studying?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a certified demon for that."

by ShadowGoldGang January 18, 2022

butt certified

When you have a certificate for dat booty.

"Are you butt certified?"
"No my butt don't need explaining"

by Greensharpei March 13, 2014

Certified Sender

A beauty that always sends it for the boys, ultimately you’re always willing to contiuously send it.

Harold: Hey man, I don’t know what to do
Harrison: just send it for the boys
Harold: sounds like a plan
Harrison: you’re a certified sender

by Harold/Harrison December 5, 2017