Boys dorm cement mixer

When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.

Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.

by Vladimir Siriia January 25, 2020

cum cement

When you wank off in a hot shower, and your man juice gets cooked into a viscous cement-like puddy.

Aw shit bro I cum cemented my happy trail again. It's gonna take a jackoffhammer to break it off.

by donkey punching bag September 3, 2016

Cement vagina

When a woman Won't put out no matter how hard you try, it wont open unless you break it (rape)

Person 1: I wanna fuck that girl Linda

Person 2: Good luck, i heard she has a cement vagina

Person 1: Well i have a jackhammer penis

by Icoinedthat May 9, 2009

cemetary

the way idiots spell cemetery

Dur...let's go have a picnic at the cemetary...dur.

by Jordija May 22, 2004

cemetery pencil

A word choice on the games "taboo" and "pictionary". No known definition, even the googler doesn't know what it means. A person asked what it meant on Yahoo! Answers and there were no responses. It is actually black magic.

"Hey! What's a cemetery pencil?"
"Look it up on the googler!"
-No results found-

"wow, must be BLACK MAGIC!"

by keylimepie September 4, 2013

100 Cement

A phrase spin off of the popular, 100%. Usually used by hipsters and other people who are generally cooler than the rest of ordinary society. Indicative of a higher IQ and good sense of fun and urban living.

Is that Nicole girl good looking? 100 cement! No doubt about it.

by Mav3r1ck July 8, 2014

cement sausage

An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups or as the third leg in a tripod stance.

While watching Jessica Alba in a bathing suit in Into the Blue, I used my cement sausage to catapult cashews through the air into my food hole.

by Karl L August 25, 2006