Celeste

Pure definition of bitch.

OMG, she's such a bitch....she must be a Celeste.

by trolololo22 April 15, 2011

celeste

a fuck tart

wow have you seen that celeste?

by ashlee harrington April 22, 2011

celeste

Being fat,ugly, and looking like a man

Omg your such a celeste..You burn my eyes!

by Lily! July 30, 2008

celeste

a gorgeous porn star on the vivid label.

dayam that celeste is fine and keeps me jackin' like a fool

by celestefan April 13, 2007

Celeste

A Masturbation technique. The basic idea is that one is standing next to a wall and when the masturbator comes, the semen is sprayed onto the wall, eliminating the need to cleanup.

"Did you see what the kid upstairs did? He pulled a Celeste!"
"What a perv."

by TimothyP July 13, 2006

Celeste

Female name, usually they are very large (in width) people. Their hair is normally straight (by a straight iron) and they are normally insane. Guys normally hate people named Celeste because they are normally HUGE prudes and a pain in the butt.

"That girl was so prude"
"really, how far had she gone?"
"nowhere, in the dugout!!!!!"
"wow that sucks, what was her name?"
"celeste"
"I should have known..."

by currnsh32 January 8, 2009

Celeste

the newest sex position out there, guaranteed to provide orgasm that will last minimum, 6 days for both partners. It is when a male and female lay next to each other on the bed and the female wraps her leg over the guys genitals and his penis automatically inserts itself into her anus, the male then licks her breasts while the female masturbates with a dildo into her own vagina so she is being done both ways at the same time.

"uh the celeste i had with christie......"
"what about it"
"I'm still feeling vibrations man, this was the best thing that ever happened to me"
"hot, I want to do a celeste with jenifer"

by Sextoysarelife January 8, 2009