Cobble Hill Cannon

It is when you shart on your girlfriends face. Then you slap her with your dick.

Hello i gave my girl a cobble hill cannon last night.

by Kass Gorgson January 8, 2008

Cobble wobble

When walking, especially in heels, over cobbles or those bumpy slabs by pedestrian crossings and your foot gives way resulting in a shameful wobble and often a sore knee or ankle.

Did you see that stupid cow over there trying to strut her stuff and then nearly fall down?!
Don't be so harsh everyone has a cobble wobble now & again

by Jackthecat June 17, 2012

lay a cable

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

cable

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it

I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa

by John Doe January 21, 2004

Krieger-Coble

When a man has sexual intercourse with a woman and she cums on his cock, and immediately after the female orgasm, the man removes his penis from the girls vagina then shoves it inside the girls mouth and busts his nut down her unprepared throat.

Dude, I just Krieger-Cobled this girl last night and it was a game changer!

by VanillaTrice September 29, 2017

Burmese Power Cable

The sexual act of using an electric eel to erotically asphyxiate a woman during sex while gaining self stimulation from the electric charge.

Seeing the Electrophorus in the tank reminded him of the time he gave a hooker a Burmese Power Cable

by Flockofseagulls July 2, 2011

Cable Diving

Searching through the cables behind your computer(s) for lost cables, plugs or small children.

"Fckgw... I dropped my cat5e... time to go cable diving"

by vinnie December 18, 2003