Cattywumpus

Something that is in disarray, that is askew, or something that isn’t directly across from something.

That library is cattywumpus to the park.

by XwXwX February 20, 2021

Cattywumpus

A southerners term for crooked

“ bobby go get my shot- bobby why is our roof cattywumpus!”

“ I don’t know dad maybe cause your sitting on it”

“ MARTHA GET MY BELT BEFORE BOBBY’S FACE GETS RURRNT”

by baby_got_back November 14, 2023

Catty Wampus

When you or another is so off center and unique that your taura (tuff-aura) is flowing off the charts

Wow Yuni, look over there, those guys making a timothy sandwich are totally catty wampus! I wish I was in the middle of that, that would be tuff.

by Jolly Kirk December 28, 2025

catywapuss

A little crooked.

That board is a little catywapuss on your shed.

by Old country November 29, 2017

cattywhompus

A child or teenage boy who speaks like a 60-year-old white male who isn't quite sure how to communicate properly with the world. he sighs a lot and acts like everyone around him is speaking a different language. a cattywhompus also writes excessive amounts of words. normally it's just his point repeated multiple times in different wording.

"Wow! He's such a cattywhompus."

by cattywhompus July 6, 2020

cattywompis

cattywompis is something you say just whenever you feel like speaking or starting a conversation.

“hey jack”
“hey aubrey”
-silence-
“CATTYWOMPIS”-jack
“OH YUPP”-aubrey

by bobby slay October 4, 2023

catiwampus

The trait associated with a person who is particularly sensitive and more blunt or bias to one side with no regard for others opinions, normally they will try and play the victim to try and prove your side is wrong

Why are you so catiwampus about this?

by penisman4273 April 9, 2024