cotton-headed-ninny-muggin

someone who is not very skilled at their job

Buddy the Elf

by Johnny Depp December 6, 2003

Cotton Pickin Music

Music that African Americans fancy when working out in the cotton yards for old man Clemens.

"Wowsers those negrows should turn down that Cotton Pickin Music" "Look at that cracker and or saltine being black jammin to Cotton Pickin Music"

by Jiggaboo180 March 23, 2010

Ripping Cotton

Vaping. Specifically, taking a deep pull off of your rig and spewing out massive amounts of smoke.

Did you see Bruce Willis ripping cotton on the red carpet? Dude looked so badass with those HUGE clouds rolling .

by J-Spot October 1, 2016

Hungarian Cotton Candy

The act of picking a booger out of your nose, then scratching your ass with the same finger you picked the booger out of then eating the booger.

Someone caught Gabor eating some Hungarian Cotton Candy at the dinner party last Wednesday.

by cottoncandyguy March 1, 2019

touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear

"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"

by lauren April 25, 2004

Cotton Chops

Extreme dry mouth that follows smoking marijuana.

"That blunt just gave me the worst cotton chops I have had in a while, we need to get some water"

by old man withers August 18, 2006

cotton in augusta

Term used in Coastal GA, especially the Brunswick/St Simons area to mean a person who is ridiculously rich

Have you seen Johnny's green Mustang?
Yeah, he must own cotton in Augusta

by CH3O May 17, 2010