fatchelorette

A bachelorette who is obese. She usually is followed by obese friends, to make up a fatchelorette party.

Pete: "Nothing worse then a drunken fatchelorette running around with a tiny tiara on her head, pretending like she is being forced to get married."

Paul: "The only thing worse is the rest of her Fatchelorette Party playing into her delusions"

Carl: "That pig is lucky anybody is going to marry her, that

crown on her head would look bigger on a Water Buffalo"

by drivingsnowstorms September 20, 2009

Road Apple Catcher

The basket (safety net) dangling under the anus of a horse on the streets to ensure that no road apples (horse dumps) hit the streets.

Thank God for the Road Apple Catcher, or that could have been me.

by road apples September 2, 2009

All Time Catcher

One who only "receives" and never "gives"...

Opposite of All Time Pitcher

Between Rob and Stuart, Stuart is the "all time catcher".

by Rob&Stuart August 4, 2008

Catcher

n. Person who is penetrated by their partner, taking on a submissive role in the sexual relationship (see pitcher)
Can apply to various types of sex, especially anal, and is usually used to describe homosexual males. Doesn't apply to vaginal sex, though it can be used to describe heterosexual couples that make use of strap-ons.

Person 1: "Matias is a total catcher"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he loves it up the ass"

by Snackrabbit December 2, 2009

Sperm Catcher

A girl who swallows

Tina doesn't miss a drop she's a sperm catcher.

by xflocking November 4, 2011

catcher in the rye

One of the great American novels. Fascinating, stream of consiousness style by the famouse recluse author J.D. Salinger. Any adolescent who reads this book should beable to relate to the narrator, Holden Caulfield. He struggles with alienation, nihilism, and disillusionment with the modern, post-industrial captitalist state.

Catcher In The Rye is the only good book I ever read in highschool.

by Sean J July 15, 2008

catcher in the rye

a really great book that most people find disturbing just because it has too many curses and sex and stuff. but these haters are all really idiots and hypocites who act like they never said a curse or thought about sex in their whole life.

Guy #1: Hey do u like the Catcher in the Rye?
Guy #2: F*ck no
#1: Why?
#2: That guy curses alot.

by dacoolgurl15 November 15, 2005