Calling Ralph

Vomitting after drinking too much, because when you boot, it sounds like you're saying Ralph. Also known as 'calling ralph on the big white phone'

After my fifth 40, I had to call Ralph on the big white phone.

by PAYYOURDEBTS February 17, 2005

Meat Carving

The non-penetrating sex act of sliding one's cock back and forth and in between the pussy lips of their partner. The back and forth motion is Like slicing up a holiday ham. Meat carving is often performed for clitoral stimulation and to induce vaginal wetness.

Dan's girlfriend was suffering from dry snatch so he did a little meat carving and got that baby slopping moist before giving her the bone.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

George Carlin

The only comedian worthy or using the seven words you can't say on TV: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. R.I.P. Man.

Somewhere in Heaven, George Carlin is telling God to fuck off.

by E. Nygma March 1, 2009

Carsing

A form of fagging, except while playing Gary Numan's Cars and making odd jestures and faces at the people who are being fagged.

Cmon lets go in my car and go carsing up-town

by theTRUTHtheLIEtheTEARINYOUREYE June 27, 2009

Carlin Fish Hook

The act of inserting one of your fingers into your buddy's asshole in a public place as a form of horseplay. This act is normally performed in small redneck towns with one or more of the participants wearing cowboy boots

Clay giggled like a little girl when his buddy tried to give him a Carlin Fish Hook at the park

by nvminer April 16, 2011

Calling in well . . .

Call work and tell them that you are calling in well . . . tell them that you have been sick every day that you have been there and today you feel good and you don't want to waste it on going to work . . .

Hey, it's me . . . I am "Calling in well . . ." , I have been sick every day that I have worked there but I feel good today and I can't find a reason to mess it up by coming to work . . see you tomorrow . . .

by sunkeyeno.3 August 14, 2011

Souper Bowl of Caring

a charitable organization that utilizes Super Bowl weekend by motivating youth to collect monetary and food donations, alleviating hunger and poverty in America.

I give back to the community through the Souper Bowl of Caring by passing soup pots in my church on Super Bowl Sunday!

by rsnlaud August 28, 2008