Carb Therapy

The act of therapeutically indulging in empty carbs to make oneself feel better

Ken just dumped Jenny, she's going to need some major carb therapy.

"So, how was your day?"
"Shitty, but I'll feel better after a bit of carb therapy."

by Katy808 December 11, 2012

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carb siesta

-noun phrase -- a snooze taken by a worker about the time of the middle of the afternoon, the weariness having been facilitated by the high carbohydrate content of the meal which was consumed at the noon to 1pm lunch break.

Koby: "What is that noise? Are those idiots in Marketing moving their furniture around again on 6th Floor?"
Alice: "Oh! (giggle) No, Koby. That's Carl, two cubicles over. He took his group to lunch at Pango Bread. Word is, Carl loaded up on the rolls. He's in for quite a long carb siesta."
Koby: "Hey! Larry in A/V should video Carl, youtube it and forward the link to Human Resources."
Alice: "Larry's already on it!" (smirk)

by Jog-A-Potamus October 15, 2013

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soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.

My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.

by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011

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Carbs and Tiktok

The modern English translation of the Latin phrase panem et circences

You stupid Gen z'er panem et circences doesn't mean bread and circuses, it means carbs and Tiktok today.

by Sexydimma October 23, 2023

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Holly carb

Holly carb is when a girl suck so much dick and swallows so much cum you got to stick your fingers up her nose when you bust a nut to keep it from coming out her nose

Did you see how many dicks she has all ready sucked tonight. Ya this next guy is gonna have to use the holly carb when he busts are that shits gonna shoot out her nose all over his shirt

by Ateaball and flailing tuff December 31, 2023

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