cancellation bear

Originally used by TvByTheNumbers, the "cancellation bear" is the theory that TV shows are only in real danger of being cancelled if they're the lowest performers, much like the slowest in a group of people would get mauled by a bear.

I love Parks and Rec. I hope the cancellation bear is out to get Whitney so Parks gets renewed!

by attackturnip September 12, 2012

Scope Cancel

When, after having sex, a man ejaculates in a girl's eye, preventing her from seeing. Derived from the Halo 3 term of canceling a snipers scope.

Man: "UHHHHHH...headshot!"
Girl: "What the FUCK thats in my eye!"
Man: "An' a scope cancel! I can't wait to tell my boys!"
Girl: "....."
Man: "Lunch tomarrow?"

by Gucci4Lyfe June 9, 2009

Bobby Cantelli

The elusive Bobby Cantelli, no one knows where he is, he is traceless, and undetectable. Yet he is out there. There are no explanations for his occurrences. He leaves signs of his appearances, but don't get involved, for no one knows what he is or is not capable of.

Have you heard about Bobby Cantelli?

by He who isnt not maybe January 24, 2010

Coke Cancel

When you have to cancel your next days activities because you did too much coke the night before.

I had to coke cancel my brunch plans for today

by Okkkkk123 September 1, 2018

Directional Cancellation

A term used in video games.

The act of cancelling your shots mid-air, essentially depending on luck on whether your hits connect or not.

His directional cancellation is insanely lucky!

by htrgtjoiwrfoewefew September 4, 2021

Last Minute Cancel Bullshit

When someone cancels on you last minute with a weak excuse. Very common among flaky people.

Scenario 1:
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."

Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"

Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

Candela

Spanish translation; Fire.

Term used when you are too hot to handle.

Esa chica es candela!

That chick is too hot to handle!

by Gruban September 3, 2016