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Cankle protector

A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 13, 2008
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cankle sores

When your ankles swell up so much that it looks like baked bread spilling out of your shoe. They may look a little ashy/crusty as well.
She's got some serious cankle sores happening right now. She needs to lay off the salt.
by Watch-a-lay August 21, 2013
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Cankle Blindness

When a person likes another person so much that they can look past their cankles or even find beauty in them. Common in love-struck teens.
He's got it bad for her, man. The way he looks at her, he's got cankle blindness.
by YoungCalc June 20, 2017
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Cankle

When a persons ankle resembles the thickness of a coffee can.
Damn bro..that chick has a gnarly set of cankles.
by Baba booey November 23, 2018
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Cankle(s)

Damn sis you got some cankle(s)for days; that's why your feet don't fit in those heels
by Ili Castro January 24, 2019
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cankle

When a fat persons calf connect's with the flab on thier ankle, causing a cankle. They are really gross, mind you
Keep eating candy and you'll get a cankle
by DizzyLizzy April 19, 2007
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cankle

(n): 1.the region of the leg in which the ankle should be but is not present due to massive amounts of fat.
2.When a really fat person appears to have no ankles because the calf runs directly into the foot resulting in the appearance that there are no ankles.
Yo, that chick's got the biggest cankles ever. I swear she doesn't even have a heal.
by black ass February 26, 2003
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