calzone

A great texturer and modeler, always thinks he sucks but in truth he pwnz j00.

by A cool irc guy June 26, 2003

Calzy

A goose. Just another word for d**khead, or someone stupid, or doing something gay.

That guy's a complete calzy act.

by Melbourne's Finest ;) February 20, 2011

calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.

Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already

by Slothnads May 17, 2015

Calzone Tits

Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.

Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!

by RichBee193 June 26, 2015

Calzoned

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.

"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"

by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017

Calzone Muncher

A Calzone Muncher is a derogatory term for a person who is Italian or lives in Italy or anywhere near it

Italian: Man I don't know why people hate me
Other Person: It's Because You're a fucking Calzone Muncher
I: How So
OP: You're Italian you Calzone Muncher

by Hat dude July 10, 2018

calzone cunt

A vagina that looks exactly like a calzone. Normally a meat calzone

Ye it was an alright night with Emma but , I tell you what it wasnt great...pumping her calzone cunt

by KegLegKevin September 10, 2018