Calum Hood

A very gorgeous human being that also happens to be a sex god that will plow anyone's pussy and belongs to a girl named Samantha Gilbert A.K.A. @cthxmuke on twitter

You: "Do you know who Calum Hood is?"

Samantha Gilbert: "OF COURSE I DO HE'S MY BAE

by Frank Gioia is bæ August 6, 2015

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Calippo

A hetrosexual guy who spends most of his time with girls rather than guys. Similar to a wom however the calippo plays defense while an all female batting lineup rounds third base with little or no resistance. Sometimes the batters will just sort of linger around third base until their teammates make it

Damn that Will kid is such a freakin calippo these days!

by DirtyMartinez September 2, 2012

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calpis

Milky, semen-like water-based soft drink from Japan. Not as odd tasting as Pocari Sweat and not as amusingly named either although it does sound a bit like 'cow piss' I suppose.

Hey, fancy some of my cow piss?

No thanks, I have a bottle of sweat here.

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

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calperto

A bad ass motherfucker with a massive shlong

Brandon: Hey looks it’s my man Calperto!
Bryce: Oh shit what a savage.
Tanner: I wish I could be like him.
Brandon: Yeah, but you never will.

by Calpertos nigga May 21, 2018

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Calum Hood

As he said: Hi I'm Calum Hood, I play bass in a band, 5 seconds of summer.
Source, Cocktail Chats, every fucking episode bc he is afraid that we actually forget who he is

- Oh God, I need 5sos to drop the new Cocktail Chats episode. I need to know who is their bassist. Was it Column? Candle? I forgot his name.
+ Oh, you mean Calum Hood?
- That's what I thought!!

by Martina_loves_drunkSOS July 10, 2018

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