Bulgarian Carpet Bomb

When a guy from a great height takes a watery shit all over a load of people partying

Yo Dude did you get invited to Gibbs party?

No man, but i'm gonna take a load of laxative, sneak into the rafters then give them all a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb

Woah Dude Rightgeous

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

Carpet Cruiser

A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.

Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad

by sbd April 9, 2006

Eat Carpet

When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman. The term is more often described with respect to lesbians than heterosexuals. Proper technique involves putting her clit in your mouth and lightly sucking on it while slowly moving your tongue either up and down or in a swirl. It is important to maintain the same speed with the tongue movements. The combined sucking, warmth of the mouth, and tongue will produce orgasms that can last 30 seconds or longer. Some women are able to continue having additional orgasms, while others prefer to stop after one.

Sarah spread Jeniffer's legs and then eat carpet slowly until Jeniffer came and screamed.

by MalePussyEater December 9, 2008

carpet burn

(n) what one gets on one's knees or elbows after or during sex on the carpet.

Her boyfriend asked for some lotion to put on his knees which had been carpet burned from their sexual tryst.

by BlackGoddess December 11, 2003

Carpet Surfing

A despretly fiending scavenger who crawls on the floor combing the carpet looking for a tiny nugorshard one of his friends might have dropped during a session in hopes it is big enough to get a high.

Dude, give the carpet surfing a rest, John didn't drop anything!

by Dream Rude October 26, 2006

Flying Carpet

When needing to take a sh*t in a public restroom, you bend over not letting your ass touch the toliet. Hoovering above the toliet as if you were on a flying carpet.

Ah maaaannnn.....some one pissed all over the toliet. I guess i will have to perform the flying carpet.

by Travis Mo Dogg February 28, 2009

carpet farming

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.
Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

by simon_magus September 28, 2003