cauliflower ear

Talking someone's ear off. Someone who causes an earache because they won't shut up.

She talked so much I got cauliflower ear.

by Jacie Jones December 22, 2025

columbus cauliflower

The Columbus Cauliflower is an act during anal intercourse where the engaging members do not use lubrication. When the penis is initially shoved into the anal cabin, then snatched out at an alarming speed. The result of said action is an "inside-out" anal cavity, resulting in the imagine of a cauliflower, thus, the name Columbus Cauliflower. The origins of the name come from the city of Columbus, Ga, where the sexual act became popular among high school adolescents in the late 2000's.

My girlfriend forgot the KY lubricant, so I gave her a Columbus Cauliflower so that she never forgets again.

by BackDoePedro February 10, 2017

Ugandan Cauliflower

when u cum into a water balloon, freeze it melt it and then drizzle it over your dead wife's head. Extra flavor can be added with fresh pubic hair, preferably black, sprinkled over.

yesterday I had a delicious Ugandan cauliflower for breakfast

by nicholas gurr November 3, 2019

Purple Cauliflower STD

A person who is mean, spiteful, manipulative and vindictive. Also known as a Julianne

Omg can you please stop being a ‘Julianne’. No one likes Purple Cauliflower std

by SlipperyOlive September 3, 2023

Boy who eats cauliflower

A person of the male gender who loves eating the vegetable, cauliflower. Their obsession with cauliflower is often repulsing.

Daniel: “I am a boy who eats cauliflower and i feel no shame”
Lindsey: “You disgust me”

by Lidddddd January 5, 2021

Full Head Of Cauliflower

When one gives head to another just after getting a perm to their hair.

“I’ll give you a full head of cauliflower when I get back from the salon.”

by Jswitzer98 June 5, 2021

cauliflowder

A hybrid word made from cauliflower and powder. The powder on the ground in between the trees after a heavy snow has coated the trees making them look like cauliflower stalks.

Let's get in the trees and shred the cauliflowder.

I went into the trees and carved new tracks in the cauliflowder.

by Satisfied Ace January 16, 2020