Dirty Caden

A kid that has a laser mouse and cuts out your anus then shoves it down your throat with a water bottle back in place

did you hear about that kid had a Dirty Caden last night?

by ./\.#dirtbike./\. March 20, 2020

Caden

That person in the corner that mostly wears black and nobody cares who he is.

Who's that guy?
That's just the guy in the corner, Caden.

by Caden, the guy in the corner March 22, 2019

Cadence

A badass. Normally most fit and funny. Military goddess noone deserves a cadence shes too beautiful

Damn....thats cadence? She trains like a beast. To pretty to out do me

by Imprettyuglyyy September 12, 2020

Cadence

Cadence is the sweetest and most adorable person you will literally ever meet. She comes off as quiet but is chaotic and funny and caring once you get to know her. She cares a lot about her friends and worries too much. If you’re lucky enough to be her significant other, you better hang on to her. She is precious and always makes you smile.

Someone: Oh, who’s that?
Me: Oh, that’s just Cadence, the most adorable person in existence.

by WeenisEater October 19, 2020

Cadence Alexander

A child who has shit aim, lol.

Did you know that Cadence Alexander has bad aim?

by Aidan😂 November 1, 2020

Cadence

The best Person You will meet she's kind sweet really beautiful and she would be the best Girlfriend ever If You are lucky enough to have a Cadence as Your Girlfriend cherish it and treat her like the Queen she is because if you break her heart you could make her very sad and she could never date again

Guy: Hey Cadence Wanna Go To Dinner Tonight

Cadence: Sure
Guy: nice how about the nice fancy restaurant on the corner of Main and 6th street at 8:00PM SHARP
Cadence: Sure See You Tonight
Guy: See You Tonight

by UnpredictableJoel November 12, 2020

Cadence

Cadence is the sweetest and most funniest person you will ever meet. She can be insecure at times but will tell you, “ I’m the most prettiest person in the world” as a joke. She has a funny sense of humor and will always get you to laugh. She can be weird but that’s what’s special about her. She puts people ahead of her and cares for everyone. She’s loyal and if you ever cheat on her you’ve honestly made a big mistake. She’s one of the best people you will ever meet. Her friends treasure her and would do anything to help her. She’s a popular girl and can be shy at times but she will open up to you. If you ever hurt her, honey I will drag you down to hell with me.

Person A: Dude did you hear that Diego cheated on Cadence?
Person B: Oh hell nah I’m dragging that bitch Diego down to hell with me!

by BennieeBiss December 14, 2020