A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com
B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.
B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.
by Pfc. Snowball December 9, 2008
Get the cyber syphilis mug.The whole thing is a philosophical experiment within a sociological experiment within a virtual experiment within your own little delusion of "the collective" while you are alone in your room typing to an electronic box on your desk...
...of your delusional interaction with other chat members, who are merely different aspects of your mind...personified into compartmentalized "others"...
... yet they are simply preprogrammed chat icons responding to your delusional grasp of having a conversation...
...of your delusional interaction with other chat members, who are merely different aspects of your mind...personified into compartmentalized "others"...
... yet they are simply preprogrammed chat icons responding to your delusional grasp of having a conversation...
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The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
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The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
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Dan is totally into cyber-vanity. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
by gtbarry May 5, 2009
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*on aim*
"dude, wanna come over?"
"oh i can't i'm taking a cyber dump"
"oh..."
"I can still talk though. So how about them Broncos?"
"dude, wanna come over?"
"oh i can't i'm taking a cyber dump"
"oh..."
"I can still talk though. So how about them Broncos?"
by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007
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The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
See also: cyber-vanity
The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
See also: cyber-vanity
Dan is totally into cyber-affirmation. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
by gtbarry May 5, 2009
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Jill: "Jack, what are you doing?"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"
by The Mysterious Chicken August 24, 2004
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The art of flirting with, hitting on, or seducing another person by means of the internet. It can be happen through instant messenger, email, facebook chat, myspace messages, and many other forms of text-based communication.
Often, it's risky business and requires extreme skill and intellectual prowess in order to be conducted effectively. The lack of emotion behind pure text can sometimes make it difficult to detect sarcasm or ones true intention behind what they are saying which can lead to extremely awkward situations (especially the following day when you see the other in person).
The art of flirting with, hitting on, or seducing another person by means of the internet. It can be happen through instant messenger, email, facebook chat, myspace messages, and many other forms of text-based communication.
Often, it's risky business and requires extreme skill and intellectual prowess in order to be conducted effectively. The lack of emotion behind pure text can sometimes make it difficult to detect sarcasm or ones true intention behind what they are saying which can lead to extremely awkward situations (especially the following day when you see the other in person).
by Chupacabra Hunter April 18, 2009
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