CVS

(adj.) This word is a shortened version of Convenience Store Camper. This acronym is used to describe a clingy, annoying store assistants that jump on you like campers in games like COD and Black Ops. Typically found in Walmarts, Sports Authorities, and other similar stores, these annoying assistants make your shopping experience that much less enjoyable.

Dude 1: Dude, I just went into that Sport's Authority, and the assistant was a total CVS
Dude 2: Really? What did he do?
Dude 1: As soon as I walked in, he zoned in on me like one of Kim Jog Un's homing missiles. He would not leave me alone, saying things like, "Whatchya lookin for today?", and "How could I help you?". It was freakin' annoying.
Dude 2: Huh. Well, lets go to Vans. They got some pretty chill dudes there.
Dude 1: Aight.

by shiba_inu May 3, 2017

CVS

ConVenience Store

CVS is a term used for defining different payment methods in industry. It indicates customers finish the payment at convenience store such as Circle K, 7-11 and many others.

by Balin-Hu June 11, 2018

CVS Membership

The trip you take to CVS to throw out your expired rubbers to get new ones about every 3 years.

I have my first date in awhile, it's time to renew my CVS membership.

by El Hefffe November 13, 2025

CV 32

a man out of his depth, his answers always come up short

That guy is a CV 32, always talking himself up on his resume but 10 short of the right answer

by Jumper 302 January 4, 2024

cv refresher

A big mistake made in the workplace, that may cause one to get fired (and thus he/she had better start refreshing his/her CV)

One sysadmin to his friend who accidentally deleted the boss's inbox: Now that's what I call a CV refresher

by shaibl May 12, 2008

Anal CV

A curriculum vitae listing a jobseekers sexual credentials, written in an erotic, yet professional tone to show sincerity when seeking sex based work.

I’ve applied for a job in one of Amsterdam’s most prestigious boudoirs by submitting my Anal CV, which will surely put me head and shoulders above the other applicants!

by blocknine July 12, 2023

CVS

Stands for Cock and Vall Sorture

I gotta stop by cvs to pick up my prescription real quick

by Pants-eater-123 October 14, 2021