reverse cowsit

reverse cowgirl in which the woman is too heavy to move in an optimally pleasing manner

Damn gurl, give me that reverse cowsit, I mean cowgirl, with that phat ass

by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

suck my cows

The act of sucking one's udders whilst the other moans moo in a loud, grotesque manner

"Like, Oh my GoSH, he is so cute. Ugh, what I wouldn't give for him to suck my cows!"

by ITSREALSPOONBILLHOURS November 12, 2018

Croistable

A croistable is the line located down the centre of the male scrotum leading to the lower shaft of the penile region.

Damm, my croistable is sweaty!
Oh lads, i was giving my croistable a good scratching yesterday.
What are you doing on my croistable?

by Omar Ahmadi November 2, 2008

THE CREWSER

A washed up ironworker who can straighten 1 inch street chokers with his bare hands! 1-1/4 inch steel braided arms that have cuts loose millions of chokers. He is the guy you don't FUCK WITH, because he is the guy that invented FUCKIN WITH! Insubordination will not be tolerated when he is around. Can slap a bitch from 600 miles away. Hung more iron than anyone has ever driven by in a single lifetime. All around good mother-fuckin Ironworker.

"Holy shit here comes the CREWSER, we better drag up now cuz he's taking all of our jobs."

by little rivets June 24, 2014

Croist

(adj) a combination of crusty and moist.

The smell from Little Timmy's croisty ball rash after a week of not bathing was unbearable.

by Shithead McFuckmyass August 16, 2011

croast

v. Any cooking process which results in food that tastes like crap.

"oh man, i croasted that chicken, lets go out for dinner instead"

by TheLegacyofWood April 16, 2005

crowsies

To split a food time, most often a dessert, with another diner who feels incapable or unwilling to consume the entire food stuff portion independently.

Oooh look, donuts! Who wants to go crowsies on this Boston Cream?

by Dr.Jslammajamma October 26, 2011