cripple nipple

an inverted nipple, as if the protruding part is actually pointed inside

I was disappointed to find that she had had a cripple nipple rather than two erect mike and ikes when i took her bra off.

by ManMythLegend April 21, 2007

cripple cart

A electric wheelchair intended for use by the handicapped, most often seen at supermarkets. Especially when used not by the handicapped, but merely by the grossly obese.

"Check out that old guy on the cripple cart, I wonder how he lost his leg."

by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

Crippled Sparrow

A sexual position requiring 5 dudes and 1 chick. The chick has a dick in her ass, snatch, mouth, and 1 in each hand. The only person moving is the chick and it slightly resembles a writhing bird.

Me and 4 buddies of mine went to the whore house so we could give a bitch the crippled sparrow.

by Marc Rinke May 22, 2008

Nipple Cripple

To bite a chicks nipple to hard and end up hurting her

I accidentally pulled a nipple cripple on my girlfriend last night

by joeytheleo December 11, 2010

Mind Cripple

1. An extremely stupid individual who displays both a low intelligence quota, as well as a severe lack of common sense.

2. A complete idiot

Igor burned down the castle when he attempted to perform electrical work in it with with no experience, what a mind cripple.

by Fluffy The Rhino October 20, 2008

Cripple Stool

The handicap toilet stall. Same as Cripple Crapper

"The cripple stool is the Cadillac of toilets" Larry the cable guy.

by xzybit May 15, 2005

Swagger of a Cripple

To have an extremely large amount of swagger. Cripples may not literally "swag" when they travel, but cripples ARE SWAG.

I've got the swagger of a cripple, muthaf**ka IM AWESOME!

by Spiderpig12344 November 16, 2011