Cranberry-Strawberry Juice 

The great ambrosia of all delicious fruit juices.
A mixture of sweet strawberry flavor and sour cranberry juice.
The God of all juices.

"I feel like I could do anything, I just had some Cranberry-Strawberry Juice"

Cranberry-Strawberry Juice by Yes Surrr January 25, 2009

cranberry hangover 

1. its when u give freshman cranberry juice and tell them theres alcohol in it while ur also drinking cranberry juice but with alcohol. the next morning when ur all together again everyone talks about how hungover they are and the freshman who pretened to be drunk now also has a cranberry hangover
2. when u sneek out for the whole night and spend all ur energy being wild that the next morning u fell tired as all hell

1. to the freshman: "u sound like u have a cranberry hangover...its a good thing there wasn't even any alcohol in it."
2. "my cranberry hanover is killing me!"

cranberry hangover by Erika, Sarah, Emily February 3, 2005

cranberry highway

a highway of which cranberries are crushed by on coming cars. The result of which is cranberry juice. A juice we know and love.

"cranberry highways forever" -Remix Beatles Strawberry Fields

cranberry highway by masked cruseders August 15, 2011

cranberry sauce 

Dried blood leaked out from the anus after a wild, wild night of passion.

The aerial sandwich dripped cranberry sauce on us.

cranberry sauce by Suijen September 27, 2006

Cranberry Milkshake 

the act of eating/drinking the mixture of your cum and period blood from a woman's vagina while trying to eat her out

"Dude last night was fucking sick my girlfriend made me drink her cranberry milkshake!"

"Oh my God thats fucking disgusting! Did you like it? Hahaha!"

Cranberry Milkshake by ohmygodimgod April 30, 2010

cranberry juice 

Blood. Called cranberry juice because it's the the red liquid you get at a cocktail party if it goes on too long.

When I visited your mom, I got so into our cocktail party that I lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice.

cranberry juice by Private Long September 23, 2006

cranberry surprise 

Any unnamed alcoholic beverage.

Dude this tastes like shit what is it?
Cranberry surprise.

Dude! this is so good, what is it?
Cranberry surprise!

Dude... This tastes like carrots... What is it?
CRANBERRY SURPRISE

cranberry surprise by yayeah April 17, 2006