wet t-shirt contest

one of the best things you can get for free - young, barely legal girls (usually) wear thin wifebeaters and get drenched in cold, cold water. usually helped with large buckets or hoses.

tits

by hitler July 8, 2003

Pissing Contest

Macho posturing

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

donk contest

The Donk Contest is an annual car show held at The Domain mall in Austin, TX. Although it is mostly for donks, slabs are welcome as well. It has also been held in the Rock Rose expansion of The Domain.

The Snapple Car will surely win the Donk Contest this year.

by Chesterhhhhhhhh November 27, 2017

ass hole contest

where two or more people are having an argument or fight and whoever wins is the bigest ass hole.

I saw my boss having an ass hole contest with his boss.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

Hot Dog Eating Contest

The act of trying to fit as many dicks in your mouth as possible

Two girls had a hot dog eating contest with the entire football team!

by H-farkswag March 21, 2015

Pissing Contest

A political debate

John Jackass and Al Asswipe had a pissing contest over minimum wage.

by xsnake1 December 28, 2014

Gauss contest

The easiest math contest ever for grade 7s and 8s
Sample question: What number should be subtracted from 21 in order to give 8?

Are you doing the Gauss Contest this year?
Nah, I’m doing the Kangaroo.

by Ye Wenjie September 21, 2018