deja coup

Deja Coup — the surreal realization that two years to the day after the attempted American Insurrection, the same congressmen who were instrumental in the attack on our democracy successfully made a bid for legitimate power on key congressional committees.

And on January 8th 2023 history rhymed when followers of Jair Bolsonaro followed the same game plan in Brazil attacking their Capitol building as Bolsonaro looked on in safety from Florida eating chicken fajita. He was later hospitalized for probable deniability — the political equivalent of a mobster being at a wedding during a major “hit”.

This is the psychological equivalent of a Vietnam era combat veteran being taken deep into a swamp to watch a fireworks display.

Some attribute the world wide rise of a militant and violent right to Steve Bannon; but, others say that he is just a highly mobile pimple on the ass of “this is how it’s always been.”

If you were a writer and submitted this as a plot for a novel; your editor would call you a hack and tell you that your writing was heavy handed.

This is the kind of world we’ve made!

(Sung to the theme of the Dione Warwick song: Deja Vu)

“Deja Coup could this be a nightmare I once knew
Is it true?
Deja coup could this be a nightmare coming true
Are we screwed?
A two year festering coup
The alt-right pestering you
Deja Coup”

by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 10, 2023

CIA coup

An often violent change in the government of a country not allied with the US, brought about or instigated by CIA operatives. Preety abundant during the Cold War.

A CIA coup overthrew Prime Minister Mossadeq when he tried to nationalise Iranian oil in the 1950s.

by ong May 19, 2006

friend de coup

1. French for "Friends take over."

2. A talented, family-like show choir.

3. A bunch of kids who are a bad-a performers.

1. Friend de Coup will make finals, for sure.

2. You dance as well as the kids in Friend de Coup.

by soprano88 February 23, 2009

Poop Coup

When you get the "Go Ahead" by your girl to put in in her poop shoot, but you would like to save it for another day... Poop Coup.

Yo I got that Poop Coup chillin' for a rainy day... bout to make it a rusty roman soldier... Clutch!

by smither614 April 28, 2009

Coochie Coup D'Etat

When a woman suddenly takes complete control of a man and yet still refuses to have intercourse with him.

He is so whipped by his girlfriend but she is having a Coochie coup d'etat and won't give up the poon until his birthday.

by Begforclementimes November 25, 2013

déjà coup

A feeling of having witnessed Trump’s present impeachment before, who incited his diehard supporters-turned-terrorists on January 6, 2021 to help him illegally extend his White House stay for another faux more years.

Other than the audience having zero access to the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s racist and white supremacist tweets, there is a sense of déjà coup at his second impeachment trial, and a feeling of moral bankruptcy plaguing the majority of the GOP members, who are hell-bent to acquit him in spite of his treasonous act.

by MathPlus February 10, 2021

Stache Coup

When a sports team is able to trade away a non-mustachioed player for a
mustachioed player.

The Lakers got Adam Morrison for Vladimir Radmanovic in a Stache Coup.

by Mustache Glory February 9, 2009