Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

you thought you couldn't focus?

when you are supposed to be doing work but you don't >:(

"do your work"
yeah thats not happening!

-plays games-

"YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T FOCUS??"

by you heard me! >:( November 2, 2020

I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019

No, you couldn't have

You have to be able to at least IMAGINE how bizarre it is for ME that you can't accept that you are just not as intelligent as I am.

Hym "No, you couldn't have figured it out. The experts couldn't have. The people that dedicated their lives to doing it couldn't have. Only I could have and I... Could have done it sooner. You could not have. I did."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2025