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Cornelius

A Cornelius is the smartest most loving and kind man you’ll ever meet. Aside from his unique name comes in interesting personality although he’s stubborn he’s a soft person at heart to people he loves most and is very good looking it’s easy to get trapped in their beautiful brown eyes. When you meet a Cornelius keep them they’re really important people and never disappoint especially when you’re dating a Cornelius. They show you off to all their friends and make sweet gestures in the public. A Cornelius loves to give and receive subtle gestures.
“Who is this guy over there? He looks hot“
This is Cornelius“
“I WANT HIM“
by Erara November 21, 2021
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Lewis "Cornelius" Robinson

The main character from the 2007 disney film “Meet the Robinsons”. Lewis is actually know to be the first Jewish character in a disney film. As well as the only didn’t character who was known to be gay before 2019.
Lewis "Cornelius" Robinson is the blonde boy/man in 2007, Meet the Robison
by Jennifer Leo February 7, 2022
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Cornelius

A person that tries to fit in with a group by doing and saying anything that would make him/her seem cool to the members of the group
John is such a cornelius
by GG’s July 11, 2025
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Beth Cornelius

A Beth Cornelius is the description and term for when one takes a bowel movement that is so foul smelling and malodorous it strongly bothers the person that took the bowel movement.
This morning I took a Beth Cornelius that had me running out of my bathroom due to the pungent odor.
by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 4, 2025
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Beth Cornelius

When you take a dump and the lingering odor is malodorous and smells so bad you have to open doors and air out the room this is known as a Beth Cornelius. A bad smelling bowel movement that strongly lingers is a Beth Cornelius.
Beth Cornelius showed up and we had to open every door in the house.
by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 5, 2025
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Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?
by DrSeaman February 28, 2025
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Cornelius

Guy: says a funny joke
You: Wow, this guy is such a Cornelius
by Blue boy123 June 8, 2023
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