consultanted

When you try to explain something ridiculous in a very professional and rational way like a consultant.

Barbi rod has just consultanted you !

by Rodisrightbarbie September 19, 2017

Consuming The Media

A term used in conversation when making the implication of the viewing of pornography/naughty material, as well as doing acts such as: jerking the gherkin, beating the bishop, seasoning the sausage, choking the chicken, and of course my personal favourite; "Giving the 8-year-old in my basement a short break".

Guy: "Hey did you consume that media last night?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"

Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"

Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"

by BarryBigBollocks92 October 2, 2018

Consuming Fuck

when you find a really freakin small person and a woman with a massive vigini hole and as they are having INTERCOURSE the small person gets stuck and consumed by the beastly vagina.

Woman: Yeah fuck me

Man: OMG were having a Consuming Fuck

Woman: Excelllent!!!!......Get inside of me......Really get inside of me

by the guy who fucks dogs March 13, 2010

ionsulting

a word describing a not particularly insulting phrase

"your mom" is played out and ionsulting

by Brad Slocum May 13, 2004

Consultion

Dyslexic consultation

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by maffcrook July 19, 2017

consultating

To consult among a like minded peer group

We are consultating about a new product line in development.

by Samuel Taggart April 19, 2005

Confurting

Confurting is to change one's religious faith or other beliefs to the man of a fucking furry that briefly terrify me.

Furry: Nigga in confurting distance

Nigga: Da Fuck

2 hours later

Nigga be a furry

by The Shovel Colonel December 22, 2019