Cognitive Burden

Dealing with people that are just plain stupid and no amount of explaination, education or training will ever help them.

Dealing with my co-workers is such a cognitive burden.

I hate working in customer service. It’s a real cognitive burden.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Cengiz

Cengiz name's origins come from Turkish culture. Cengiz means 'Warrior' in old Turkish language in middle Asia. Cenk : War -iz: person who do this action.

Turkish Cengiz loves Algerian Souhila and they are such a sweet couple.

by cengoooo May 28, 2019

Cognitive Nutsack

Someone who learned about MBTI and thinks they're a master in psychology. They think their personality(which they picked out biasedly) is the master race and has no clue what cognitive functions are. They are most likely spotted in the wild saying they have an MBTI consisting of an N because they heard intuitives have a high IQ.

Girl "I think the reason I kind make friends is because I'm an INFJ and everyone is scared of my intellect."
Psychologist "Oh shit you're a Cognitive Nutsack."

by Mai Ting Long April 25, 2020

coggin

Coggin is when is raising hell and having a good time

My friends and I are coggin tonight

by Chicken sandwich 1123 February 26, 2021

cognitive orgasm

An extreme chemical reaction in the brain, resulting from an intellectual discovery or thought, which mimics an orgasim in the body.

*The term distant relative is "Cognitive Disequilibriun" which was founded by development psychologist, Jean Piaget

I just had a cognitive orgasm when I heard that scientists found anti matter utilizing the Hadron Collider

by Lenny Klever May 2, 2011

cogito ergo es

Latin phrase meaning "I think therefore you are", often said in a snyde, holier than thou, fashion.

See also: cogito ergo sum

Cogito ergo sum? Hah! Cogito ergo es, infidel!

by MrPumpernickel February 15, 2006

Cognitive Dissonance

The paradoxical belief that Marxism and Communism lead to the dissolution of Government.

Which happens a lot, because the only historical examples of people to totally overthrow and eliminate government were communistic or directly Marxist. How does that fact give me cognitive dissonance?

by YourConscience March 16, 2019