cob

short for the cobweb left - ie those who are stuck with 19th century approaches and/or who mirror the Daily Mail in their slavish adhearence to politically correct terms above and beyond actually engaging with the real world.

You don't want to listen to his opinions, he's a real cob.

I wonder what the cobs will say about that.

by Bruise June 07, 2007

cob

acronym for "Classson Ofa Bitch"...mainly used to describe someone who is completely void of class, a real piece of shit.

man, jj is such a cob when he uses bitches for bjs

by willie g January 02, 2008

Cob

Insult, usually used towards stupid people.

Ex. You're such a cob!

by hynd December 03, 2010

Cob on

Having a boner or hard on

Sally: has John got a cob on?!

Jane: yeah! How embarrassing in public

by Xdst33 November 10, 2018

Cobs

Fuck off

Cobs

by Febreeze bottle October 31, 2019

Cob

Cob
-pronounced kawb
-adjective

A negative adjective used to describe a person or place/event. Originated on the football field of Arroyo Grande High School (a small town in the central coast of California).

You little kids are so cob.

That concert was so cob it was just a bunch of teary-eyed emos.

by tommdogg November 11, 2007

cob

a sharp poke or goose in the anus

ouch that cob hurt!

by The man December 15, 1999