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cleetus

Slang term for Brittney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline.
"I heard Brittney was divorcing Cleetus!"
by Frank Einstein December 28, 2005
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Cleetus

A severely inbred prick who abuses.
Yo did you see how Cleetus unbanned that Standford last night? Some abusive shit

Dont you think the worst staff member is Cleetus?
by CGC_Keitho December 2, 2018
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clatus

A flatus originating from the clit/cunt area. Sometimes referred to as a kwief.
Oh dear, are you passing clatus again?
by helster01 October 8, 2005
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meaty cleatus

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”
Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!
by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018
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Yeetus Cleetus

Yeetus Cleetus is where you grab a child and yeet them
Guy: Hi child... YEETUS CLEETUS
Child: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Yamialive March 4, 2021
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Cleetus

A human like creature with no known gender. Can be found wearing a scrum cap, a small pony tail sticking out the top, and a shirt reading "free rHUGS"
"CLEETUS HUNNNGRRRY"

"CLEETUS IS DISSAPOINT"
by free rHUGS October 23, 2011
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clitus

A person who talks a lot of shit...speaks Clitus
by ?? February 6, 2003
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