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Chromebook

literary the worst computer you could buy for personal use. Why might you ask? Well, let me explain. Let's take a Windows computer, for example, it has a sleek, huge screen and can download amazing games! On the other hand, we have Chromebooks; Small, cheap, can barely run CoolMathGames.com, and worst of all, the only games the Chromebook has, is the APP STORE. Yes, that's right, the one that comes on your PHONE. Meaning all the games you download from the app store has mobile controls, making them nearly impossible to play.
in conclusion, Chromebooks are perfect for school, but HORRIBLE for personal use.
Chromebook is lagging

wow, this Chromebook is a piece of dog shit

my Chromebook won't turn on because I had more than 1 tab open
by 0rigina1 May 7, 2022
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Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.

Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.
Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook
by Shawnmasterb8s+davidejacul8s November 17, 2022
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chromebooks

bobby: "i have like five chromebook!"
teacher: "you mean five chromebooks?"
by bathroomcleaner283 June 3, 2022
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Chromebook

The type of computer your school gives you . Laggy, a lil buggy, and tons of restrictions, this computer will be blocking YouTube and unblocked game websites so much your gonna be on page 15 if google trying to find a working game.
My school gave me a crappy CHROMEBOOK, it’s even missing the arrow keys!
by Definition of retarded November 11, 2021
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Chromebook

Person 1: Hey! I'm getting on my Chromebook to look at the meme
Person 2: Nice!
by imposter113 October 16, 2021
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Chromebook

See craptop... but even worse... No features. Slow. Outdated. Useless.
I hate this Chromebook... it's so fucking slow and useless!!
by Ikethefluff February 24, 2022
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Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……
by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024
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