Choosing

Choosing is the best girl ever.

She's funny, weird, very pretty, carring and a good listener.
She's my everything my world. <3
Friend: why are you smilling like that

Me: ow I'm just thinking of Choosing
by Tyler.creator May 26, 2022
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When and where I choose

Listen, babe, we're gonna go shopping when and where I choose.
And then you refuse.
by -space- September 22, 2022
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When you choose the wrong location in Fortnite and it fucks up the whole game
You're selling out the whole team by choosing the wrong location.
by knafesilesman69 February 16, 2025
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Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.
Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd
by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022
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You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?
Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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snooze choose

Deciding to sleep after an alarm sounds.
I snooze choose if I can get away with it.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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