You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024

I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!!

You see how I was right about talking to women, right?

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!! YAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAAAAH!!!!"

Hym "You see how nothing I say to you get you to not choose Noah over me?"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOALALALALALALALALALALALBLUBLUBLUB! AAALALALALALALALALA!"

Hym "Ooooooh MAN! Yeah, I'm clearly the insane person here. I must be the most insane person who has ever lived."

Whore "NOAAAAAAAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO WOMEEEEEEENAALALALAALALLAALALAL!!"

by Hym Iam June 30, 2025

Choose a winner

Doesn't work, Never works, It will never work.

Choose a winner

by quartz89_alt March 17, 2022

`'`Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

`'`Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

`'`Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Choose

Choose to fuck a retard instead of him. He might spend his last paycheck on a shotgun but big floppy dicks feel good.

Choose to fuck a retard at work. Because laundry is something you should be doing at home but finding someone with a big cock to shove in you should be done at work. With a cripple.

by Hym Iam November 12, 2020

Choose

Betyr «hype»; spenning og glede, ofte på veiene av noen andre.

P1: Jeg fikk 6 på prøven!

P2: Choose!

by KushDestroyer June 11, 2022