chode

a dick thats as wide as its long, really common in fat people.
guy 1. dude, see that fat guy hitting on those little kids.
guy 2. i bet he has a chode
guy 1. ikr!
by epinephrineaddict February 11, 2009
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Chode

As everyone knows is, hypothetically, "A penis wider than it is long" - BUT does it exist??
Sophie really wants to find a Chode
by Third Place April 28, 2003
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Chode

A penis that is as fat as it is long is a chode. The gooch is the area between the ass and the balls. There is no doubt about this. I don't know why people keep on arguing that gooch and chode are synonymus! They're not!
GOOCH - area between crotch and ass
CHODE - chubby dick
I was sucking dick and I thought I was still playing with the balls. It turned out it was a chode.
by Ana Elena October 17, 2005
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A Chode is deifnitely a penis wider than it is long. Seriously, "gooch" and "taint" already exist as totally legit words. Chode is a great word used to describe a certain type of penis.
Look at that chode. Can that even fit in a vagina? And it's only an inch long.
by Zak S October 13, 2005
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The area that divides the anus and the scrotum. Best described as the dirtiest part of a man's body. Also known as the grundel.
After a jog down the beach, my girlfriend likes to cool me down by rubbing my chode with a cool washcloth.
by Chris Remple March 03, 2005
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Choad

/chohd/ n. Synonym for `penis' used in alt.tasteless and
popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's
from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED."
I'm not. It isn't. --ESR This term is alleged to have been
inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been
recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of
the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that
`choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck';
it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British
Raj.

Source: Jargon File 4.2.0
Stop being such choads.
by WebMage June 04, 2003
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Chode

A short, stumpy penis, AKA tuna can, AKA Cheese wheel.
Not to be confuse with Choda (Area between ass and ass) ,which is pronounced "Choh-dah" instead of "Choh-dh"
My chode looks like a pie graph
by JeffZhang May 15, 2005
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