by chicagogirl415 August 02, 2011
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A very large city in the North of Illinois filled with pretentious douchebags who think they are far superior to anyone downstate, and that anything south of the suburbs is redneck country. Although the city itself features many famous attractions and great restaurants (and starbucks on every fucking corner), the people sort of counteract all this appeal. I was actually asked for directions while visiting there, the people inquiring were incredibly shocked to learn I was from central Illinois, wondering about my lack of redneck-ness. I mean, it's a great city, if you don't ever want to see trees and love to be stuck-up.
Chicago guy: Hey where do you live around here?
me: Oh, no I'm from Springfield.
Chicago guy: hmm.. Springfield? Never heard of it.
me: It's the capitol you fucktard.
Chicago guy: Whatever, don't you have a farm to get back to?
me: *knocks him the fuck out*
me: Oh, no I'm from Springfield.
Chicago guy: hmm.. Springfield? Never heard of it.
me: It's the capitol you fucktard.
Chicago guy: Whatever, don't you have a farm to get back to?
me: *knocks him the fuck out*
by sethisto28 August 15, 2011
the realest, truest city there is
where there is hella haters
where we say joe after every word
where we have bussas on every block
where we have a Pete's n harolds Chicken
where we ask for extra mild sauce
where we have grammer schools
the niggaz that rap don't just rap they tell a story
where the rawest projects stood up
where it's the most popular n most haters
where we come up with the best slang
where there is mostly blacks
this city is where people wish they were born so they hate cause they know the real ones stay duggie fresh
where there is hella haters
where we say joe after every word
where we have bussas on every block
where we have a Pete's n harolds Chicken
where we ask for extra mild sauce
where we have grammer schools
the niggaz that rap don't just rap they tell a story
where the rawest projects stood up
where it's the most popular n most haters
where we come up with the best slang
where there is mostly blacks
this city is where people wish they were born so they hate cause they know the real ones stay duggie fresh
this is my city Chicago
there are hella haters in chicago
Other cities stay hatin on Chicago because of our slang and dance
there are hella haters in chicago
Other cities stay hatin on Chicago because of our slang and dance
by Ghetto Queen April 14, 2007
3rd largest city in america,16th Richest city in the world. New multi-million dollar pent houses and condos being built(see Chicago spire & waldrof astoria) milwaukee has some odd complex with chicago but cant compete (milwaukees lame dont ever go thier!!!) saw its far share of crime and population loss during the 80's an 90s but is on the rise again. I would say a cleaner version of new york, downtown is never dead, u can go at 3:00am and still have fun. 24 hour city with the most agressive drivers i have ever seen( and im from boston)World Class shoipping just to name a few, Prada, louis vitton,gucci,hugo boss,fendi,and more..big city lots of fun and great pizza and hot dogs,nice historic homes brown stones huge victorian homes on the south side, 24 hour rail system and bus. (No more Projects!!!) good clubs,great bars,nice homes go to chicago and i'll graruntee you will love it.
Milwaukeean: i hate chiago drivers
Chicagoan: well thats because your drunk,dumb and from wisconsin
Milwaukeean: o we wish we were you!
Chicagoan: well thats because your drunk,dumb and from wisconsin
Milwaukeean: o we wish we were you!
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