Chili Dick

1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.

I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

chili whistler

When ones butt is burning because of something they ate.

Damn my chili whistler is singing today.Should have never ate that fish taco.

by goiterbomber March 23, 2013

Prosperous Chili

A fabrication or lie created for the purposes of creating false excitement or fervor.

"I got a leaked version of the new Guns 'N' Roses CD!"

"Dude, you're not feeding me a bowl of prosperous chili, are you?"

by Topher Tesla October 23, 2008

Gooch Chili

Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.

Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.

by SpanktheMonky February 24, 2014

lawn chili

The vomit that is frequently found in the front yards, bushes, and driveways of homes close to popular bars, nightclubs, and frat houses. Most often discovered in the morning hours and weekends.

"Ah, Margaret! There's another batch of lawn chili in the front yard again! Those damn kids!"

by ideaman December 06, 2013

Chili wrap

(v): The act of resorting to using plastic wrap as a condom. When the opportunity to have sex with a girl presents itself, a guy will take what ever measures necessary to complete the task. This includes the chili wrap.

Guy 1 : “Hey man, I'm about to bang this chick but I don’t have a condom.”

Guy 2 : “Don’t trip. I have some plastic wrap in the kitchen..you’ll have to ”chili wrap” your shit tonight.”

by Tiburon February 08, 2013

chili supper

When you are engaged in a the art of the "69" sexual position, and the girl on top decides to drop a steaming load all over your face.

That 69 was magical, until I was abruptly fed a chili supper.

by DJ Biscuits November 25, 2013