Cheeto Jesus

So glad Cheeto Jesus keeps MAGA! *facepalm*
by Toprymin February 8, 2017
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cheeto in chief

Trumps so orange, guess he's our Cheeto in chief.
by Jdeel September 6, 2017
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hot cheetos

Probably the most addicting snack that you will ever eat.

Your fingers will be red for the rest of the day, the crumbs under your fingernails are gonna be a bitch to remove, there might be a red line on your bottom lip, but you won't care, you won't care.
The limon hot cheetos will kill you.
by f00k dat January 22, 2007
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cheeto dust

The orange film dust that remains on one's fingers when one has eaten Cheetos Cheese Flavored Snacks. One usually either chooses to use a napkin to remove it, licks it off, and some even choose to wipe it on any available surface to remove it. (See definition for 'Cheeto Dust Etiquette').

If not removed this dust gets all over all your shit and everyone else's. Causing much dismay and can possibly cause OCD-ish type rant triggers.
Dude 1: Hey dude bro, you got Cheeto dust all over my favorite D&D dice. Yea, like not cool. (Incredulous Frown Face)

Dude 2: (Evil chuckle). Sorry, dude.

Dude 1: (Examines all his other belongings that Dude 2 touched.)
by Cremebruleed September 15, 2013
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Cheetos Fingers

Todd Clem, aka Bubba the Love Sponge, first used the term at 98 ROCK after using a Preparation H suppository.
Mike Waters: Bubba, what's that on your fingers?

Todd Clem: I got Cheetos Fingers!

Mike: Hemorrhoids?

Todd: Ya gotta go deep, brother.
by Bubba Army Troll March 27, 2019
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cheetos kid

an annoying idiotic person that cannot seem to shut the hell up.
man you know that scott kid, he's a real cheetos kid.
by elmiyagi February 5, 2007
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Judge Cheeto

The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.
Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."

Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."

Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."

Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"

Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"
by Potato Sack June 12, 2009
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