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Hatley Chair

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A Hatley Chair (also known as a "Hatley" or a "Tampa 7's Throne") is the sad, slightly undersized single chair placed in the corner of a cheap motel room near the bed. The Hatley is were the cuckolded husband sits idly browsing his phone while his wife gets plowed raw by a train of better men.
Husband: I wish this Hatley Chair would recline.
Wife: *gags on another dude's bare penis*
by Godtrunk Inribis May 20, 2023
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Chair Fucker

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A person who vigorously engages in sexual relations or activities with chairs.
Person 1:"Did you see Spencer at Ikea last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a chair fucker."
by UNan February 6, 2015
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man chair

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A man chair is the chair that men sit in while their partner is shopping for long periods of time. They can be found in almost any clothing or shoe store. What can we, as men do while our gf's or wives are shopping, we can sit in a man chair.
Honey, Ill go over here and sit in a man chair while you go shop around and meet me here when your done.
by Devoniscool October 24, 2007
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Kyle In Chains

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Kyle In Chains, short K.I.C., is an M-rated Kyman (Kyle x Cartman, a popular fanon South Park ship) fanfiction that was written and published on FanFiction.Net by author DanniDinmont in 2008. It has 29 chapters containing 185k+ Words.
In this fanfic, protagonist Kyle Broflovski is a masochist, who is attracted to his frienemy Eric Cartman.

It is one of the most known fanfictions in the South Park fandom because of its absurd, partly disturbing and kinky plot, e.g. Cartman pretending to shove a goldfish up Kyles ass.

The opinions on Kyle In Chains are controversial.
A huge part of the fandom claims it to be child pornography, because the canon characters are about 10 years old. The aged up characters are about 16 years old, so the fanfiction sexualizes minors either way.

Another big part of the fandom semi-ironically stans Kyle in Chains, due to its popularity and the fact the fanfiction is actually written pretty good.

Some people just dislike the fanfiction because it is a Kyman fanfiction. These people most likely ship Style (Stan x Kyle).

South Park fans who have read K.I.C. often use the first sentence of the fanfiction “Change is a funny thing.” to refer to it.
After I pulled an all-nighter reading Kyle In Chains, I went to my local church to confess my sins.
by koreandaaa February 2, 2021
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The chair

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The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.
"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."
by Ceejay44 August 25, 2017
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chairdrobe

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The art of piling clothes on a chair to be used in place of a closet or dresser. If a chair is not available one can always defer to a floordrobe.
I searched through my chairdrobe to find my outfit for work.
by Amanda S B Green June 11, 2007
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rocking chair winner

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A sports gambling term used to describe an easy winner. "Rocking chair" is used to demonstrate the ease of the win. Essentially, it's as easy as sitting in a rocking chair and rocking.
Dave: Yo Jake did you take that Alabama/Florida game?
Jake: Na, what was the spread.
Dave: Florida -10, beat em 56-24. Fucking rocking chair winner baby!
by AbuserX December 16, 2008
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