Caveman cologne

The smell that lingers from ones self after taking a massive dump and not bothering to wipe.

Friend1: Dude whats that awful smell?
Friend 2: I have to pay rent this week, I couldn't afford toilet paper, I'm rockin some Caveman Cologne.

by Kykinn March 19, 2011

Caveman spongebob

A new meme that is used when something surprising happens

I had a caveman spongebob moment yesterday

by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016

caveman party

where one person's ass hole is the cave and a big group of people get into the party, usually a line is formed

Dude, we had a caveman party on Tommy's sister last night, it was really fun you shoulda been there

by tmoney January 13, 2007

Caveman Rufie

When a man doesn't have a date rape pill so he just knocks the girl out and takes her home anyway.

"Man, he was broke so he just threw a flying elbow and caveman rufie'd that hoe instead."

"I'm out of date rape, I'm gonna have to caveman rufie it tonight."

by CanadienNick December 29, 2007

Caveman Salad

To masturbate onto the pubic hair of a man or woman and the proceed to lick it up, as if it was dressing on a salad.

He likes it when she caveman salads and cleans up the mess.

by RCHNG February 9, 2009

Caveman Spaghetti

Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes

Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti”

Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”

by Make a religion out of this November 8, 2018

caveman senses

When someone who is beastly and has a beard or comes from caveman descent has the ability to know when trouble is coming but isn't smart enough to react to it.

Justin Feher's caveman senses went off but he was unable to avoid the emeril shot he took.

by Mike Johnson January 14, 2004