catnapped

When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.

I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.

by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018

canipulate

A combination of connive and manipulate

"I really wanted to go to that party, so I canipulated an invitation"

by MollieTara November 18, 2004

cat nip

One's lip encounter with chewing tobacco, a pleasing one in many instances.

Oh, sheep dip, I'm out of cat nip.

by seebbix July 2, 2008

Catnipole

A cat who a pole coming out of its nips

You:omg what is that
Friend:just my catnipole

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

cat nip

1. a person that backs out of a bet

john bets brad $50 that the lakers will win. half way through the game john backs out of the bet. therefore he is a cat nip

by sista sparks March 25, 2005

catnapper

1. A person who catnaps a cat.

2. A sleazy male who steals another man's wife or girlfriend; a snatchbandit.

1. My cat was missing for so long I'm sure he was catnapped. Too bad the catnapper could only be prosecuted for animal cruelty instead of kidnapping.

2. The catnapper is the bastard who screwed my sister-in-law ought to be neutered. Wait till I tell my brother; his ass is grass.

by StopThePendulum December 3, 2005

Catnipper

When you play a video game for the glitch or systemic epiphany.

That guy's a catnipper and all he has left is a bitcoin GPU.

by Arduous September 15, 2019