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Burted

(v) Past Tense - To have farted and burped simultaneously.
Rudy: Burp

Hal: Dude, it smells horrible!

Rudy: Haha sorry, I burted.
by halpwr July 14, 2010
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Burgled

To place the tip of a penis just inside of an anus, prior to ejaculating. Then surprising your partner with a splash of semen.
Carrol was surprised yesterday evening, when I burgled her back door!
by Cosworth_26 February 8, 2018
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Burked it

When an accident prone or klutzy individual spills something, makes a mess, or causes themselves mild pain or injury.
He really burked it when he spilled coffee all over his cubicle wall.

Or

You dropped your drinking bird on the floor, and now there's a blue stain. You really burked it.
by Oatmeal Afficianado August 15, 2011
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burlesque

A variety show that uses comedians, ecdysiasts, and musicians. The ecdysiasts (READ: strippers) often required to sing and dance while removing their clothes in a seductive manner. There is usualy a master of ceremonies betwixt acts.
Burlesque shows are precursors to vaudeville. Vaudville is the precursor to the American musical. Burlesque is the "grandfather" of the American musical!
by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004
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burgled

To be robbed, thieved, or otherwise stolen from.

It is derived from the Hamburglar, the one who burgles burgers.
I left my apartment unlocked and it got burgled!

Robin Hood burgles the rich and gives to the poor.
by Burgled November 1, 2009
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burked

It is a term in a video game when a player me-lee's when he or she doesn't mean to.
Chris and Sean are taking turns playing COD
Chris:Why the fuck did you knife when there was no one there
Sean:Sorry Chris I burked again
by burkey mcburkeburke November 6, 2010
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Burged Out

To fuck up, or fail at naturally occurring situations that the Common Joe would have to go out of their way to ruin.

To be terrible at everything.

To fail at every possible level, even existing.
"So we were in the middle of having sex and I shat on her bed, I really Burged Out."

"After taking a piss, I forgot to put my dick away. Burged!"

"Did you guys hear about Dan? He broke his back trying to suck his own dick! Man, he has been Burging Out a lot lately."
by Client 09 October 10, 2008
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