Blatantruthitus

When the female one is attracted to and oneself get flirty, make physical contact for even moderately short periods of time, or when the prospect of a relationship becomes real, one unfortunately becomes semi erect. Because of this, one has to distance oneself from these triggers and as a result, the moments that make progression towards a desired romantic and sexual relationship become short lived or cut out. This makes one appear timid, awkward and afraid. Therefore, the relationship with the female becomes more like a friendship. As a result of this, one becomes consumed by thoughts and questions about how and where the fuck up occurred. This makes one attempt to put pieces together to create a story that makes logical sense, yet is often only fictional, meaning one becomes frustrated at the female for something they didn’t do. This, in turn, makes oneself both love and hate the female simultaneously, not knowing which way to feel about her. If this stage lasts too long, it can create confusion and a swirl of emotions which can have varying effects, including: anger, depression and a lack of confidence (also known as tiny bollocks syndrome).

The man was a 60 year old virgin who had suffered terribly from blatantruthitus

by Blatantruthitus May 12, 2020

blatrine

(n.) A blanket, typically, but not always, taken to bed by a child, that absorbs an overnight bed-wetting accident.

We've been trying to potty train our son, but unfortunately he failed to use the bathroom last night and instead took advantage of his blatrine.

by phrontisterydude November 12, 2020

Damn Blather

The shit that comes out of Dan Rather's mouth.

Dan Rather has mastered the South Park-ian art of eating in reverse!

by Dan Rather shoves the food up his bum and the shit comes out his mouth September 20, 2004

blaterz

Another word for blatantly. in other words obviously

bruv thats so fucking blaterz

by monki 13 April 22, 2007

Blates like Potates

Another term for "blatantly".

Blates like potates!

by truckilrodnas September 9, 2010

Blat

A Russian word that can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. Its primary meaning is a whore. However, it can also be an expression of frustration or used for fun after a sentence.

Dude, this chick Yana is one good blat or Blat, I lost my wallet or You know what I'm sayin', blat.

by Slava M December 25, 2008

blates

(Slang exclamation).An abbreviation of the adverb form of 'blatant'.

She is blates trying to look cool about it.

by polkadot jigsaws in the bath October 29, 2008