Mr. Bucket

Mr. Bucket is a children's game featuring a plastic, motorized bucket which spat out differently colored balls. Occasionally the bucket comes alive and tries to suck someone's balls. The best method is to drown it as seen in the movie by James Rofle.

B: Hey, I'm Mr. Bucket
J: Oh, no no no.
B: It's OK. I don't wanna hurt you. I just wanna suck on your balls.
J: I turned you off.
B: No, you turned me on.

Anywhere where there's Mr. Bucket, nobody is safe.

by agent_J July 6, 2010

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Fuck it, get a bucket

A state reached when you're so tired, hungry, and unconcerned about your own (or your families) well being that you decide a bucket of fried chicken is your best option for dinner. Generally followed by deep remorse, self-loathing, and a serious contemplation of suicide.

After working a 12 hour grocery shift, and getting shit on by the dregs of humanity (aka his customer base), John had reached the "Fuck it, get a bucket" stage.

by arnie123 February 12, 2017

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Bickleton High School

An extremely small school in an extremely small town. The whole school is run by a few people whom everyone is afraid of. It is also based on religion, even though our school is public. Bickleton High school is the place to go if you want to be judged by every human being around you. And you can't get away with anything, by the way. You can get detention from just about anything that doesn't come across as "the right thing to do" or "That represents our school well" Leave while you still can.

Kid 1: Hey, wanna come hang out?
Kid 2: Nah man, I can't
Kid 1: Why?
Kid 2: Because I go to Bickleton High School
Kid 1: Awh man, I'm so sorry

by sdljgdposfjps November 29, 2012

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Buckley's chance

A very small chance of success, often expressed as "You've got two chances, mate. Buckley's and none." Alternatively contracted to "You've got Buckley's."

Derived from the life of William Buckley, an English soldier convicted of theft circa 1803 and sentenced to transportation to Port Phillip, (present-day Melbourne, in Australia). Buckley escaped and set off for Sydney. He was adopted by the Walthaurung Aborigines and arrived in Sydney in 1835, 32 years later.

Hey Wozza ya reckon Kyles would go for me?

No fuckin' way, Bluey, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
But I got the horn for her!
Put ya old feller away, dingbat. You've got Buckley's chance.

by penny-the-aussie June 9, 2018

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