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Bubble Gum Bitch 

AN OBESE FEMALE TO THE DEGREE IN WHICH HER LIMBS APPEAR SIMILAR TO THAT OF A CHEWED UP PIECE OF BUBBLE GUM.
A bubble gum bitch drove her hover round mobility scooter out in the street today and caused me to total my truck.
Bubble Gum Bitch by BobbySwag March 28, 2025

Bubble Gum Horseshit

Horrible music that should never be listened to again.
Man Lindsay’s music is Bubble Gum Horseshit
Bubble Gum Horseshit by C7-3778 January 19, 2026

Look at this bubble gum 

A phrase to trick people into looking at your flaccid penis and/or wrinkly sack. Similar to getting iced but with cock and balls.
Guy 1: (sitting down) "Oh shit, look at this bubble gum on my new futon!

Guy 1: (Points between legs like he just found it)

Guy 2: (looks and sees a set of dick and balls being squished together)

shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up 

an easy way to say shut the fuck up you look like an idiot.
you can also use it as an insult.
1. Andrea shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up
2. Emma get your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass back in here

when the bubble gum busts 

An expression denoting an indeterminate time
When are you going to clean your room? When the bubble gum busts.

Texas Bubble Gum Machine 

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."
We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.