New England brown lobster

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

by TdogW October 12, 2018

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Brownbacker

"Brownbacking is unprotected anal sex, or anal sex without condoms. The term should be understood to refer to risky unprotected anal with multiple and often anonymous partners and a self-identified "brownbacker"—someone with that bumper sticker on his car—is someone who seeks unprotected anal sex with multiple and often anonymous partners. Brownbackers prefer that term because it sounds sexy and healthy and glamorous and it lends itself to brownback-glamorizing bullshit. ... It associates shitty behavior and shitty choices with actual shit."

As a Brownbacker, a guy will often end up with santorum all over his dick.

by nezus November 9, 2009

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Brown Syndrome

when you have a second gooch in place of another belly button

man did you hear aidan has brown syndrome?
yes bro i’ve seen his second gooch

by mattox69420 November 9, 2018

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code brown

To intentionally (or in some cases unintentionally) have defecated or crapped in one's own pants/underwear; leaving visual proof of brown stains of fecal matter.

In an elevator:

When that person bent over to pick up her dropped quarters, I'm a hundred percent certain that I saw a glimpse of her underwear. She is currently dealing with a code brown situation unfortunately.

by Oxxy_Montalvy September 4, 2016