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BROWN BUDDY 

Brown buddy - a shit stained hand usually involved in a handshake. EX: Ron shook Ed's hand after a long stretch in prison, unfortunately Ron didn't know Ed didn't properly wash his hands after a bowel movement and ended up with a slightly brown hand, now that's a brown buddy."
Unfortunately after that turd, I'll be giving "brown buddys" to all my pledge buddys.
BROWN BUDDY by Fasteddie666 October 4, 2019
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New England brown lobster 

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.
Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
New England brown lobster by TdogW October 12, 2018

Brownbacker 

"Brownbacking is unprotected anal sex, or anal sex without condoms. The term should be understood to refer to risky unprotected anal with multiple and often anonymous partners and a self-identified "brownbacker"—someone with that bumper sticker on his car—is someone who seeks unprotected anal sex with multiple and often anonymous partners. Brownbackers prefer that term because it sounds sexy and healthy and glamorous and it lends itself to brownback-glamorizing bullshit. ... It associates shitty behavior and shitty choices with actual shit."
As a Brownbacker, a guy will often end up with santorum all over his dick.
Brownbacker by nezus November 9, 2009

Brown Syndrome 

when you have a second gooch in place of another belly button
man did you hear aidan has brown syndrome?
yes bro i’ve seen his second gooch
Brown Syndrome by mattox69420 November 9, 2018

code brown 

To intentionally (or in some cases unintentionally) have defecated or crapped in one's own pants/underwear; leaving visual proof of brown stains of fecal matter.
In an elevator:

When that person bent over to pick up her dropped quarters, I'm a hundred percent certain that I saw a glimpse of her underwear. She is currently dealing with a code brown situation unfortunately.
code brown by Oxxy_Montalvy September 4, 2016

Bronny James 

1. A sussy kid who plays with the FaZe Clan instead of Basketball.

2.To deny who your father is and says another guy is your father.
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Bronny James by Ebekaksns January 2, 2022

Danny Brown 

When you take too much Molly shit yourself and lose all your teeth
Danny brown is the best rapper alive
Danny Brown by Zoolyfang September 13, 2016