British

The people who wish they were Irish
Hugh Grant: Cor Blimey I wish I was Irish.
Colin Farrell: Fuck yeah you british knob.
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its the reason of every world problem
dude 1:bro why is the ukraine vs russia war going on bro
dude 2:fucking british
dude 1:what the british?
dude 2:yes the brits

dude 1:what about ww1 and ww-
dude 2:all british dude

dude 1:fuck off before i blow ur brains out
dude 2:ok ok im leaving jeez
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Pass me my vape” - British
Bro did that British girl get invited?
Nah…
Oh well, pass her her vape….🤦🏽 ♀️
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Britished

A past tense verb, used to describe the act of speaking in a British accent, usually with British colloquialisms.
"Bloody thank you, you bumbling bugger" he britished playing with his beardy thing.
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The only people in the world that find their own stereotype funny
American and British guy watching a film making fun of both their cultures

American: WE ARE NOT ALL FAT IGNORANT TWATS! HOW DARE THEY SAY THAT!!!!
British: LOL! (puts on a bad posh accent) Cheerio! I say!
by Akenna January 02, 2012
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Ignorant assholes who spend all day creating definitions of Americans and the United States as stupid ignorant beings on Urban dictionary all day. They argue how the United States was to blame for "being late" to WWII even though they could not keep Hitler's army in check leading to the death of millions civilians and escalating into a World War.

Not all Americans are fucking ignorant rednecks, and anyway there is nothing wrong with rednecks. Oh no! 4x4ing in the mud and listening to country music is such a bad thing!
British: Hey American! What took you so long to get to Europe for WWII?

American: Sorry, we did not know we had to baby sit you mother fuckers.
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A bunch of idiots who hate America because its a trend. Its simply part of the foreign culture to hate Americans simply because they are jealous. Take a look at America, then take a look at England. America elects talented and experienced leaders who know how to lead a country. England elects an a thousand year old woman who likes to play dress up. English people like to make fun of Americans for losing in the Vietnam war. That was ONE war lost, which was a lot less than England. And one of the wars England lost was against us, which is why most Brits hate us, its because they're bad sports.

England is an ill-tempered and spoiled nation, who have some of the most money in the world, but continue to complain about other cultures instead of actually developing their own. Stupid arrogant limeys.
"I'm a Brit and I'm gonna hate Yanks cause everyone else does and I wanna look cool!"

"I'm a Brit and I hate those bloody yanks, ohhh I'm like sooooo kewl!!!"

"I'm British and I hate bloody yanks cause I wanna be a trendy fuck like the rest of the world lawl!!!!!"
by AmericanPride1 January 24, 2011
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