Briefcase Chuckle

When you have to force laughter in a business setting, most commonly seen in a meeting or walking by someone in the office.

It is similar to Foreskin Chuckle in its deliberateness.

Emmitt The Intern: Does every meeting start with talking about the weather, the latest on Twitter, and gas prices? Also, nobody said anything funny in that meeting, but I think Thompson ACTUALLY pounded the table 3 times.

Sinclair, The Savvy Office Veteran: Yes, it is imperative to Briefcase Chuckle before every meeting, each and every time someone mentions someone else's hometown, and whenever someone talks about their alma mater's rival.

Emmitt: Ahh, thank you for helping me. I really appreciate you showing me the ropes.

Sinclair: Ya, too bad your coach didn't show your boys the ropes last weekend, eh? That was quite a beating we gave you.

Emmitt: Oh Our QB just couldn't get anything going...OHFU...ohhhhhh I see what you did there.

Sinclair: You're Welcome.

by Mike109999 November 15, 2022

Musty briefcase

Having sex with a girl and realizing she has mold growing on her vagina.

I was doing this girl this morning and I looked down and seen she had a musty briefcase.

by Happy fun at work August 12, 2015

The Briefcase

A person, usually female lays on her belly and grabs her ankles, so the carrier can insert a double ended dildo into her anus and vagina. She then tightly grips both ends so she can be carried around as a human brief case. Usually used as a form or degrading pet play amongst BDSM individuals.

Nancy Ann back sassed him or the last time today, he thought as he waited for her long waited silence. "Bitch, when we get home yo ass better snap it back and hit The Briefcase!"

by Diabolakill of Hallucination June 29, 2025

Puerto Rican Briefcase

A plastic single-use grocery bag frequently used by latinos to transport their lunch.

"The fridge at work was jam packed full of Puerto Rican Briefcases."

by FooSieben July 29, 2019

Briefcase Job

A bet that has a very high probability of winning.

Desert Crown in the Derby is a briefcase job, I've gone large, very large in fact.

by Dick Focker April 30, 2023

Briefcased

In British slang it refers to being hungover from partying/drinking all night. It takes after the concept of the durability of a locked briefcase, being able to drink all night and keep going.

D: "My God, that club last night was the dogs bollocks."
E: "I know. It was wicked. Today I am completely briefcased."

by Rockafrosh November 8, 2011

Ballarat Briefcase

A supermarket plastic bag used to carry one’s belongings, a povvo carry bag inviting ridicule

Mate, I see you’re still pimping the ‘ol Ballarat briefcase…

by trizthewolf July 10, 2023