by DOOT_GUN November 20, 2018

Dude 1: Bro I’m so hungry after that sesh, whatchu got in the kitchen?
Dude 2: *Shrugs*
Dude 1: Oh shit here’s a half eaten bowl of Blazin Bran I can have!
Dude 2: *Shrugs*
Dude 1: Oh shit here’s a half eaten bowl of Blazin Bran I can have!
by Jumbo Plum March 31, 2019

Bran Calvert is somebody who is a ketamine monster, he Hoovers up the bag of ket faster than the last drop of water in a African well. The Lifestyle of Bran 🥄 doing ket and pulling munters
by Mr mcgregor UFC July 9, 2022

A school in the middle of nowhere (llangollen) and parents think they’re sending their kids to a good school when actually it’s the skattiest and rummest of them all, you will see many girls walking round with barely a skirt. And the lads r just cunts.
by 123cookiecutter June 9, 2020

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
by easy_eh May 13, 2023

To talk about macs and hating the church all the time and state the obvious. Also can be used to describe somebody in a negativity
by Mark June 15, 2004
