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"Hey girls.."
"Yeah?"
"You see that man over there?"
"Mhmm.."
"He must be a Branden, sexy and hung like a horse."
"Lets get em' girls!"
"Yeah?"
"You see that man over there?"
"Mhmm.."
"He must be a Branden, sexy and hung like a horse."
"Lets get em' girls!"
by The Master Branden December 25, 2009
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Barry and Michelle's sex life was a little boring until Michelle asked for and received a Brandenburg pick-me-up.
by Scoo0oop June 20, 2013
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