Frequently Bought Together

A description for two people whose connection is strong but cannot be easily labeled. You cannot tell if they're attracted to each other, if they're ride or die friends, or just two crackheads who you tend to see together.

Avery: Have you've seen seen Brayden? He has my keys and I can't find him!
Olivia: Well, he and Kit are frequently bought together. If he's anywhere, he's probably in the basement with them

by Recreational Spreadsheets May 2, 2022

Bought her a house

To ejaculate in a lady's ear

Ed totally bought her a house! And it ran down the side of her face

by Brandon_Has May 2, 2021

Bought

The past of BUY.

"My mother bought a new car"
"I bought a new house"
or
"Sophia bought that idea, she'll help us"

by Zeoz October 3, 2019

Store Bought Cake

a thick prostitute

Yeah that sounds nice but have you ever tried store bought cake?

by peekaboobitch November 25, 2019

Bought

When a celebrity becomes a bot like sell out, shill. Mindlessly promoting for cash. No real personality or passion left.

Did you see that ad with him shilling for that loser candidate ?He's a real bought!

by The Interesting November 8, 2024

Bought me

When you by accident get bitten by a rabbit and you mispronounce bitten by bought

Ouch! My finger hurts, this rabbit bought me

by Xsparky August 26, 2022

Bought a canoe

Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.

'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'

'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'

by Batatz March 8, 2024